Book Quotes

Ok, so in this post I will be sharing with you some book quotes. Most of them are funny, but there are also some that are just sweet or cute or just plain amazing. Fair warning right now, most of these are Shadowhunters. Here we go!

Spoiler Alert! These quotes spoil things! Proceed at your own risk!

The Mortal Instruments

"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked."- Jace Wayland/Lightwood/Herondale/Morgenstern

"All the stories are true." - Jace Wayland/Lightwood/Herondale/Morgenstern

"Heroes aren't always the ones who win. They're the ones who lose. Sometimes. But they keep fighting. They keep coming back. They don't give up. That's what makes them heroes." - Clary Fray/Fairchild

"Regret is such a pointless emotion." - Magnus Bane

"Clary, since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely." - Jace (last names above)

"Only if it was a really gay spider." - Magnus Bane

"Isabelle! Let down your raven hair!" - Simon Lewis

"Jace is trying to drag a trebuchet into the training room. Alec, stop helping him." - Clary Fray/Fairchild (a trebuchet is a huge catapult, if you were wondering)

"They're both standing here nodding. Well, Alec is partially under a trebuchet, but he seems to be nodding." - Clary Fray/Fairchild.

"Don't you think 'Mark' is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter? I mean, if you really think about it. It's confusing. 'Put a Mark on me, Mark." - Julian Blackthorn

"Oh, come on. You're a vampire, not Spider-Man." - Clary Fray/Fairchild

"If you plan to murder each other, go farther down in the field where I cannot see you and won't have to answer awkward questions." - Ragnor Fell

"Good night, Wiggles." - Jace (last names above)

"And take care of Jace, that poor, helpless blond." - Simon Lewis

"I wouldn't call that an instrument of music. An instrument of torture, perhaps." - Ragnor Fell

"You broke into a man's house. You stole a carpet and enchanted it to fly. Then you sped off into the night air. We pursued you on foot." -Catarina Loss

"That sounds like...almost the most drunk I have ever been. Please don't ask questions about the most drunk I have ever been. It's a very sad story involving a birdcage." - Magnus Bane

"Continue applying the guinea pig!" - Ragnor Fell

"I meant him, the one with the blue eyes." - Magnus Bane

"Nice, bah. He's gorgeous. You should leave him here. I could hang hats on him and things." - Magnus Bane

"Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt." - Clary Fray/Fairchild

"It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching on a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not that this has ever happened to me." - Jace (last names above)

"I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." - Jace (last names above)

"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the child catcher from 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'? No, probably not." - Simon Lewis

"I am a man, and men do not drink pink drinks. Now, be gone woman, and fetch me something brown." - Jace (last names above)

Divergent

"You think my 1st instinct is to protect you because you are small, or a girl, or a stiff, but you are wrong. My 1st instinct is to push you until you break, just to see how hard I have to press...But I resist it, because fear doesn't shut you down, it wakes you up. I've seen it... It's fascinating." - Four/Tobias

"I fell in love with him. but i don't just stay with him by default as if there's no one else available to me. I stay with him because I choose to, every day that I wake up, every day that we fight or lie to each other or disappoint each other. I choose him over and over again, and he chooses me." - Tris

Twilight

"Now you know. No one has ever loved anyone as much as I love you." - Bella Cullen

"I dazzle people?" - Edward Cullen

"If you ever bring her back damaged again- and I don't care who's fault it is; I don't care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head- if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel? She is mine." - Edward Cullen

That wraps up this post! Hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading! Read on, bookworms!